I had a brilliant idea today, and I thought I’d share it with your so we can all run into the future as rich, successful, sexy people! So here’s what we’re going to do at our new company. Using the awesome power of the internet, we’re going to get a bunch of lawyers, management geniuses, accountants, you know the brains of any goodoperation. Now these people are all highly trained and really good at what they do, and we want them bringing their expertise to our new business so we can do awesome work for our customers. So what we’re going to do is get as many of them as possible in the pool. (This is called statistics.) Then everyday we’re going to post what we’re doing that day on our website, and let them all compete to come up with the best management strategy, accounting, legal advise, etc. The lucky winners will get big prize money (up to 33% of what our client pays us!), and everyone will get a chance to show just how talented they are to us and our awesome big name clients. The promise of making a name for themselves will keep them coming back, also they could win the prize! Sure, not everyone will get paid for their hard work, but the cream will rise to the top and we’ll get the best ideas possible by leveraging a huge talent pool. Best of all this is going to make our costs drop drastically, (because we only have to pay the winners) which means we can pass the savings on to our customers and of course the 5 people it takes to run this company. Man we’re going to be rich! This is the business model of the future people. Get in on the ground floor now because that’s the only place a living is actually going to be able to be eked out.
